WARNING: Extreme boredom may lead to compulsive meme journal posting.
1. Name: Virgilio Colón Jr.
2. Nickname(s): Villo, Villi.
3. Birthday: April 10th.
4. That makes you: A bored, pessimistic, rude.
5. Where were you born: Bronx, New York.
6. Location right now: At home. In my bed. Should be sleeping.
7. Shoe size: 11.5.
8. How many piercings?: EEEEWWWWW.
9. Tattoos?: NO.
10. When you wake up you're: Wishing I would die already.
11. When you're about to sleep you're: A mess.
12. Zodiac sign: Aries.
13. Chinese sign: ...Rat.
14. Righty or Lefty: Righty.
15. Innie or Outie: Innie.
16. School: High School, 11th Grade.
Section Two: Looks
17. Nationality: Nationally a New Yorker, ethnically a Dominican.
18. Hair colour: Natural black.
20. Weight: 200 and something lbs, it's been a while since I weighted myself.
21. Height: 6'1"
22. Braces?: Never.
23. Glasses?: No.
Section Three: Private Life
24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend?:
.
25. If so, who?
.
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone?
.
27. Who has a crush on you? Nobody.
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf?
.
29. Who was your first kiss: Some bitch who cheated on me.
30. Who was your last kiss: Months ago. I don't like people touching me, not even my parents.
31. Are you a virgin?: I'm fucking 16, why
wouldn't I be a virgin?
32. Ever had a threesome before? EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW NOOOOOO!!!
33. If you could have sex with anyone, who would that be?: Well, this isn't awkward in the least...
34. Have you ever been in love?: Yes.
35. Broken any hearts?: No.
36. Got your heart broken?: Yes.
37. Ever liked a friend?: ...Yes.
38. What happened?: ...I'm not speaking about this.
Section Four: Past Relationships
39. How many relationships have you been in: 1.
40. How many were serious enough to count: 1.
41. Who were those serious ones: That bitch.
42. Funnest hook-ups: None.
43. What made them different: Nothing.
44. What happened: Nothing.
45. Best boy/girlfriend:
None.
46. Worst boy/girlfriend:
None.
47. Ever been kissed: Yes.
48. Who do you want back: Can I just say no to the rest of these?
49. Who do you regret: No.
50. Why?: No.
Section Five: Favourites
51. Song: Video game music, I don't like real music.
52. Movie: All Pokémon movies, How to Train Your Dragon, Wreck-It Ralph, and just about all the Disney classics.
53. Food: Pasta, meatloaf, mashed potatoes, chili.
54. Drink: Red Rock sodas, strawberry milk, orange juice, kiwi/strawberry juice.
55. Store: GameStop.
56. Television show: Pokémon (suck it), Dragons: Riders of Berk, Avatar: The Legend of Korra, iCarly, The Big Bang Theory.
57. Holiday: Christmas.
58. Book: The internet.
59. Ice cream: Chocolate chip vanilla.
60. Sweets: White chocolate.
61. Crisps: None.
62. Type of music: Video game.
63. Artist: None.
64. Word: Meh, Eeeww, whatever.
65. Time of day: Night.
66. Dressing: Salad Dressing?: I hate salad.
67. Alcoholic drink: Alcohol is crap.
68. Colour(s): Blue.
69. Piece of clothing: Everything.
70. Character: Ash Ketchum, Lucas (Mother 3), Claus (Mother 3), Doopliss, Sokka, N Harmonia.
71. Smell: Vanilla.
72. Shampoo: IDFK.
73. Soap: Dove.
74. Smiley:
75. Board game: EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW.
76. Sport: I hate like sports.
77. Number: 10.
78. Quote: "I'll just keep going everyday a little longer and see where it takes me." - Me, blah
79. Animal: Dogs, penguins.
80. Actor: Adam Sandler.
82. Vegetable: None.
83. Fruit: None.
84. Place to be: Bed.
85. Thing in your room: Laptop, bed, TV, food.
86. Gum: I hate gum.
87. Shape: IDK.
88. Country: I live in Killen, Texas, as of now.
89. Mall: None.
90. Car: IDFC.
91. Boy's name: Daniel.
92. Girl's name: Lucy.
93. Family member: Cousins.
94. Restaurant: Buffet Palace.
95. Movie place: The theaters, I guess?
96. Person to go to the movies with: Friends.
97. Noise: Rain hitting my window.
98. Brand of shoe: Whichever.
99. Brand of clothing: Whichever.
100. Body part of a chicken: Whichever.
101. Swear word: Damn, shit, fuck, crap, hell.
102. Month: October.
103. Possession: 3DS, laptop, BlackBerry.
104. Team: Rocket.
105. Season: Winter.
106. Radio station: None.
107. Magazine: I don't read magazines.
108. Favourite grade: Elementary school.
109. Least favourite grade: Anything after elementary school.
110. Teacher: Mrs. Sarah Hughes.
111. Least favourite teacher: Jesus Hinojosa.
112. Subject: Graphic design, literature.
113. Subject to talk about: Internet, video games, movies, GOOD TV shows.
Section Six: Family
114. Who's your mum?: Rosemary Margarita Pimentel Baez.
115. Who's your dad?: Virgilio Colón Albarez.
116. Any step-parents?: Eddy Garcia Godoy.
117. Any brothers?: None.
118. Any Sisters?: Not biologically.
120. Coolest: My cousins Camila, Carla, Alan, and Yessid.
121. Loudest: Me.
122. Best relative: Cousins, mom, dad.
123. Worse relative: Uncle Andrés
124. Do you get along with your parents?: Read my "Meme Blah" journal.
125. With your siblings? No.
126. Does anyone understand you?: None.
127. Do you have any pets?: No.
128. If so, what kind and name?: No.
129. If not, what do you want as a pet?: A beagle.
130. Can I be a part of your family? Who the fuck are you?
Section Seven: School
131. Are you still in school? Yes.
132. Did you drop out?: Nope.
133. Your current GPA: ...?!
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: I don't eat lunch.
135. ABC's?: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. Duh.
136. Favorite class: Didn't we already discuss this?
137. Play any sports at school?: I hate sports.
138. Are you popular?: I don't give a fuck about popularity.
139. Favourite memory: The days before I got out of elementary.
140. Most humiliating moment: Fuck you.
141. Most funniest moment: None.
142. Most scared moment: Fuck you.
Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear
145. Chicken: Food.
146. Dog: Puppy.
147. Christina Aguilera: Music.
148. Ricky Martin: My mom doing a sexy growl.
149. 50 cent: Huh?
15o. Poop: The person who came up with this journal.
151. Beach: Shade.
152. Desert: Dry Dry Desert.
153. Water: Ice.
154. Osama: Terrorists.
155. Love: Nothing.
156. Your little brother: I don't have any.
157. Butt: Trolls.
158. Clowns: It.
159. Wonder: Mail.
16o. Brown: Chocolate
161. Banana: EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW.
162. Sex: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
163. Parents: Mom.
164. Homosexuals: ...So long they don't hit on me.
165. God: Bullshit.
Section Nine: Do you believe in
166. God: No.
167. Heaven: No.
168. Devil: No.
169. Hell: No.
170: Boogy man: No.
171. Closet Monsters: No.
172. Fortune tellings: No.
173. Magic: No.
174. Love at first sight: No.
175. Ghosts: No.
176. Voo-doo dolls: No.
177. Reincarnation: No.
178. Yourself: No.
Section Ten: Do you
179. Smoke: EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW.
180. Do drugs: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
181. Drink alcohol: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
182. Cuss: You're a fucking asshole for asking me this, motherfucker.
183. Sing in the shower: No.
184. Like school: Fuck no.
185. Want to get married: Maybe.
186. Type with all of your fingers: No.
187. Think you're attractive: No.
188. Drink and drive: NEVER.
189. Snore: Sometimes.
190. Sleep walk: No.
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: No.
Section Eleven: Have you ever
192. Flashed someone: NO.
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: NO.
194. Told that person how you felt: Yes. Fuck you.
195. Been arrested: NO.
196. Gone to jail or juve: NO.
197. Skateboarded: Do you want me to die?
198. Skinny dipped: I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!!
199. Rock climbed: Tried... ...key word being "tried".
200. Killed someone: Everyday, in my head.
201. Watched porn: Whatever.
202. Gone on a road trip: Yes, and I hate them.
203. Went out of the country: A lot of times.
204. Talked back to an adult: Yup!
205. Broken a law: Downloading ROM's from the internet.
206. Got pulled over: I don't drive.
208: Cried to get out of trouble: No.
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: I don't have any friends IRL.
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: EEEEEEEEEWWWWW.
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: NO.
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: No.
213. Moon someone: EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
214. Shop-lifted: Huh?
215. Worked at McDonald's: NO.
216. Eaten a dog: HELL NO.
217. Give money to a homeless person: Yes.
218. Glued your hand to yourself: ...Yes.
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: NO.
220. Had a one night stand: Huh?
221. Smoked: NO.
222. Done drugs: Didn't I already explain?
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: I'm not even married yet.
224. Slap someone for being stupid: Yes.
225. Had cyber sex: NO.
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: Sometimes I wish I was born as a girl so I wouldn't be criticized for being sensitive or having cried a lot, that way I could've liked both sentimental stuff and rude without being hated on. I'm NOT getting a sex change, though.
227. Caught someone doing something: Like WHAT?
228. Played a game that removes clothing: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW.
229. Cried during a movie: Yes.
230. Cried over someone: ...
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: NO.
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: NO.
233. Ran away from home: Once, but then they found me.
234. Cheated on a test: All of 'em.
Section Twelve: Would you
235. Bungee jump: Yes.
236. Sky dive: My dad's gonna take me to that, so yes.
237. Swim with dolphins: I wouldn't really care.
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: NEVER.
239. Try to be the opposite sex: NO.
240. Lie to the police: No.
241. Run from the police: What would be the point?
242. Lie to your parents: Don't I already do?
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: NEVER.
244. Be an exotic dancer: Am I that desperate for money?
245. F**k a donkey for 1, 000, 000: ...WHAT.
Section Thirteen: Are you
246. Shy: Yes.
247. Loud: Yes.
248. Nice: Meh.
249: Outgoing: No.
250: Quiet: Yes.
251. Mean: Can be.
252. Emotional: All the time.
253. Sensitive: Yes.
254. Gay: NO.
255. Strong: No.
256. Weak: Yes
257. Caring: Depends who or what for.
258. Dangerous: No.
259. Crazy: No.
260. Spontaneous: No.
261. Funny: No.
262. Sweet: Meh.
263. Sharing: Meh.
264. Responsible: Barely.
265. Trustworthy: Sorta.
266. Open-minded: A little.
267. Creative: No.
268. Cute: No.
269. Slick: No.
270. Smart: I'm just average.
271. Dumb: Yes.
272. Evil: No.
273. Ghetto: What's that?
274. Classy: No.
275. Photogenic: Look at my ID.
276. Dependable: Depends.
277. Greedy: Sorta.
278. Ugly: Yes.
279. Messy: A lot.
280. Neat: No.
281. Perverted:
282. Silly: Yes.
283. A Bitch: NO.
284. A Good Listener: Yes.
285. A Fighter: No.
286. A Party Animal: I hate parties.
287. A Game Freak: Yep.
288. A Computer Freak: Yep.
Section Fourteen: Future
289. Dream job: Scientist who discovers anti-growth potion at the age of 16.
290. Dream house: IDK.
291. Husband/Wife: Nobody I know.
292. Kids: 2
293. Names: Daniel, Lucy.
294. Pets: Dog.
295. Car: IDK.
296. Age you would want to get married: Whenever I can take care of myself and have a job.
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: IDK.
298. Honeymoon: IDK.
Section Fifteen: Your friends
299. Best friend: Esteban Moises Reyes Garate, Brittany Rose Johnson, Sean Lyons Jr..
300. Known the longest: Esteban.
301. Craziest: Brittany.
302. Loudest: Myself.
303. Shyest: Sean.
304. Best hair: ...Everyone except me.
305. Best eyes: Sean.
306. Best body: ...
307. Most Athletic: ...
308. Hot-Tempered: Me.
309. Most impatient: Me.
310. Shortest: Brittany.
311. Tallest: It's either me or Esteban.
312. Skinniest: IDK.
313. Best singer: Definitely not Brittany. XD
314. Funniest: All of them.
315. Can always make you laugh: All.
316. Wish you talked to more: Esteban and Brittany.
317. Wish you saw more: Sean.
318. Who drives you insane after a while: None.
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: All.
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': NO. AND TWO OF THEM ARE BOYS!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
321. Whose always been there when you need them: Esteban and Brittany. I met Sean just recently.
322. Who is like your family: Again, I met Sean just recently.
323. How many friends do you have?: 3. (Only counting "best" friends)
324. How many are really close? ^.
Section Sixteen: The last
325. Thing you ate: Pork and cheese potatoes.
326. Thing you drank: Water.
327. Thing you wore: Jeans and a T-shirt.
328. Thing you did: This.
329. Place you went: Movie theater.
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!! NOTHING.
331. Person you saw: My dad. He's the only person I live with.
332. Person you hugged: Mom, months ago.
333. Person you kissed: See above.
334. Person you f****d: I'M ONLY SIXTEEN DAMMIT!!
335. Person you talked to online: Esteban.
336. Person you talked to on the phone: Sean.
337. Song you heard: Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door - Vs. Doopliss.
338. Show you saw: The Big Bang Theory.
339. Time you fought with your parents: The day before yesterday.
340. Time you fought with a friend: Dunno.
341. Words you said: I don't remember.
Section Seventeen: Now
343. What are you eating: Nothing.
344. What are you drinking: Nothing.
345. What are you thinking: "This meme is long..."
346. What are you wearing: Jeans and a T-shirt. Too lazy to put on PJ's.
347. What are you doing: This meme, listening to a song.
349. Hair: Messed.
350. Mood: Bored.
351. Listening to: Music.
352. Talking to anyone: No.
353. Watching anything: No.
Section Eighteen: Yes or No
354. Are you a vegetarian: No.
355. Are you a carnivore: Yes.
356. Are you heterosexual: Yes.
357. Do you like penguins: Yes.
358. Do you write poetry: No.
359. Do you see stupid people: Yes.
360. You + Me: Who are you again?
361. Do you like the Osbournes: Who?
362. Can you see flying pigs: NO.
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: Yes, just one that means a lot to me.
364. Are you from Afghanistan: NO.
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: Dunno.
366. Are you a zombie: If you keep asking me stupid questions, I'll behave like one.
367. Am i annoying you: Yes.
368. Do you bite your nails: Yes.
369. Can you cross your eyes: Yes.
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: Yes.
371. Have you touched someone's private part: NO.
Section Nineteen: This or That
372. Winter or Summer: Winter.
373. Spring or Autumn: Autumn.
374. Shakira or Britney: None.
375. MTV or VH1: None.
376. Black or White: White.
377. Yellow or Pink: Yellow.
378. Football or Basketball: None.
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: Mobile phone.
380. Pen or Pencil: Pencil.
381. Cold or Hot: Cold.
382. Tattoos or Piercings: NONE.
383. Inside or Outside: Inside.
384. Weed or Alcohol: NONE.
385. Coke or Pepsi: NONE.
386. Tape or Glue: Tape.
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: In-n-Out? Sounds like a hooker bar. Anyway, none.
Section Twenty: Opinions
388. What do you think about classical music: It's nice.
389. About boy bands: Hate 'em.
390. About suicide: ...
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: Meh.
392. About teen pregnancy: I'm a boy, thank you very much.
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: IDK.
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: All of them.
395. About gay men: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Section Twenty-One:
396. Do you have a website: No.
397. Current weather right now: Dark, cold.
398. Current time: 12:16PM
399. Any shout outs: No.
400. Last thoughts: I'm still bored.